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I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.

— the girl you wished you had (via vintage-drunk)
judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative
vintage-drunk:

omg 
theoceaniswonderful:

Bobtail Squid by Todd Bretl
pizzapriince:

following back everyone

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.

— Alfred Tennyson (via teenager90s)

Hocus Pocus (1993)